Baby Boys

You know why baby boys are a little easier?

1. I never wonder if I should try gluing some horrible something-or-other on his head.

2. I can put him in blue (which matches his eyes) and not worry that he'll be called a boy...because he IS a boy!

3. I don't have to wipe every time I change a diaper. (Daddy doesn't wipe when he pees, now does he?)

4. A little accidental roughin' up by his sisters is just helping him become "tough," like all good (half)Texan boys should be.

5. Audibles and RBIs (Rectal Blowout Incidents) aren't as embarassing - guys do that kind of thing all the time.

Why they're harder?

1. No dresses means BILLIONS and BILLIONS of snaps for every diaper/wardrobe change.

2.

Okay. So that's all I've got for now. I'm sure something will come up. Maybe when he starts peeing on the walls. Oh, wait!

2. If I'm too slow, he pees on the wall (and whatever else is semi-nearby) when I'm changing his diaper.