"Can I have a gummy bear?"
No.
"Why?"
Because you're eating your lunch.
"But after that can I have one?"
No.
"Why?"
Because Uncle Ryan gave you plenty yesterday.
"But I really want one!"
No.
"Mom, you're making my whole life harder!"
In the bath with baby brother:
"Look, Dad! He's not even camfluxen!"
What?
"He's not camfluxen at all!"Zoe, what word are you saying?
"Camfluxen! It means fussy. I just made it up!"
